It's much like an ad for a mobile game I saw the other day. It was something about building some kind of rotating tower, but the script was wholly unconvincing, saying stuff like "It's perfect for relieving stress". The AI-generated narration was not helping.
Now that I think of it, it read like text translated directly from some non-indo-european language and assuming a very different mentality.
I think the game itself has some potential, being held back by the landing page that is clearly trying to sell me the SaaS du jour.
Yeah, is this a game or a cloud hosting service
It's much like an ad for a mobile game I saw the other day. It was something about building some kind of rotating tower, but the script was wholly unconvincing, saying stuff like "It's perfect for relieving stress". The AI-generated narration was not helping.
Now that I think of it, it read like text translated directly from some non-indo-european language and assuming a very different mentality.
The page moves up and down with the arrows and Space.
It was fun. Got boring when the circle of my ship became too large and moved really slow. Other than that, great.
ack, why does dash keep scrolling the window so that i can't see half the game
Found out you can use WASD to navigate and Space to shoot.
Sorry, I don’t understand what button can I press. Playing on iPhone.
Did you read the text about 3cm below the play button?
Well this crashed my Safari like nothing else in quite a while!
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